Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Blame Metallica


It’s all Metallica’s fault. As I look back at my last twenty years as a performer (and last ten years as a professional music writer), I can’t help but cite Metallica as the guys who threw me into this music industry maelstrom in the first place. In 1987, I was a bored ten year old snot living in suburban New Jersey. Growing up in the land of farms and Bingo, I perpetually searched for something, anything to give my ears a good thrashing. One day, I came across a cassette called Garage Days Re-Revisited. I read about Metallica for the first time in Metal Edge a few days earlier, so I figured it was worth a couple of bucks to give the band a go.

My life hasn’t been the same since. In hindsight, Garage Days Re-Revisited was the “gateway drug” to many of the musical and literary experiences that have defined my career. Metallica’s covers of “Last Caress” and “Green Hell” served as my official introduction to The Misfits, a band I not only worked with eight years later, but wrote my first book about. Metallica’s cover of “The Wait” got me into my all-time favorite band, Killing Joke. Years later, I’d write a book about these guys as well, shortly after living some memorable experiences in Pigface with Killing Joke alumnus, Martin Atkins. And if I didn’t become obsessed with Metallica when I did, I wouldn’t have become interested in Jason Newsted’s original band, Flotsam & Jetsam. Had I not become a fan of Flotsam & Jetsam, I likely wouldn’t have crossed paths with Newsted’s replacement, Troy Gregory - someone I now consider a dear friend.

As far as Metallica’s music… well, they were absolutely untouchable in the late eighties. When I first heard …And Justice For All, it was as if the God of Metal had waved his mighty, mulleted hair and shot a lightning bolt straight through my Walkman. I still remember listening to that album over and over again, each time awed by the band’s undeniable fury. My love affair with Metallica began to wane in the early nineties, thanks in large part to the constant presence of what I still consider to be a so-so album. By the end of the decade, I had given up on the boys almost entirely.

Fast-forward a decade, and I am once again a Metallica fanatic. Death Magnetic - a true return to form - is in regular rotation on my car stereo, and I still listen to the bands Metallica introduced me to way back in 1987. When Lucem Fero asked me to write a few words about Metallica for its blog tribute, it was an offer I simply couldn’t refuse. After all, had I not heard Garage Days Re-Revisited, I’d probably be playing Bingo with the farmers and not writing about music at all. So congratulations, Metallica, and thanks for inspiring a ten year old brat to pursue a career in music. Bastards.


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Monday, September 1, 2008

On the Road with Electric Frankenstein

I’m still decompressing.

On August 29, I joined Electric Frankenstein (EF) for my first-ever tour of Canada. The “mini tour” featured three shows in three days. The EF lineup for this tour was comprised of founding member Sal Canzonieri on guitar, longtime singer/guitarist Steve Miller, bassist Drew Benfante (Fagin’s Choir) and yours truly on drums.

I’ve been friends with Sal since 1995, when Jerry Only first introduced me to him at a Misfits rehearsal in Vernon, NJ.  I’ve had the pleasure of working with Sal and his brother Dan (a.k.a. Danny Frankenstein) on various things over the years, including our current collaboration in The Kung Fu Killers (KFK). Although I drummed on a couple of EF recordings way back in 1998, I had never performed live with the band before. So when Sal asked me if I’d be interested in coming on board for the Canada shows, it was an offer I simply couldn’t refuse. After a small handful of intense rehearsals, we were off and running.

The mini-tour marked EF’s 11th trip to Canada since 1998. The tour began with an August 29 performance at Bar Le Trash in St. Hyacinthe, followed by an August 30 show at Petit Campus in Montreal and a “secret show” at The Katacombes on August 31. The shows received heavy promotion in Montreal newspapers, and I could easily feel a strong “buzz” in the air when we finally arrived outside of Bar Le Trash after a hectic 11-hour van ride. (This included an unexpected three-hour stay at the Canadian border. For some reason, a bunch of unkempt tattooed guys in a windowless van attracted attention. Go figure.)

Bar Le Trash was a nice, comfortable place and a great venue to kick things off. Petit Campus was a much larger, absolutely beautiful club that reminded me of the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. This was the biggest show of the three nights and without question my favorite night of the tour. The last night was at The Katacombes, a great punk dive with skeleton sculptures and various Giger-esque monstrosities poking out from the walls. The place felt a lot like my dear CBGB. And with the grungy food joints and sex clubs surrounding the place, it really felt like the Lower East Side of old.

In other words, I felt right at home.

The area surrounding Petit Campus was extraordinary. Considering the city’s French population, it comes as no surprise that the attitude and architecture of the city felt very much like New Orleans – my all-time favorite city. It felt wonderful to walk outside the venue and witness such life on the streets.

And all the French women looked absolutely stunning.

Montreal nightlife is a sight to behold. A true 24-hour city, Montreal has a healthy club scene that acts a bit like a domino set - as one show lets out, another begins down the street, then another show kicks off after that. If you have enough money and energy, you can easily take in three or more full shows in a given night. Truly inspiring.

Considering the tour wage-supported eggs benedict in the morning and wine and filet mignon at night – and the fact that I got paid to play in one of my favorite bands and have this experience – you can see why I fell in love with this special place as quickly as I did.

It was also interesting to notice how many other American bands were well aware of what Montreal has to offer. We kept criss-crossing clubs with a touring Fu Manchu, while L.E.S. Stitches were in town playing a club right down the street from the Katacombes. Also, you couldn’t walk five feet without seeing show posters for the Misfits and/or Gorgeous Frankenstein. Viva La Lodi!

The tour’s promoter, Eric Cazes of La Bete Rouge, is easily one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He and his lovely lady, Alex, went far beyond the call of duty to make sure we felt right at home and were well taken care of. Not only were they sweet enough to let us crash at their beautiful home for three days, but they supplied us with more fresh fruit, bagels, juice, coffee, smokes, beer, clean towels, great company and other comforts then we could’ve ever possibly asked for. To be honest, I have never worked with nicer “music biz” folks. It was humbling to receive such kindness and hospitality. Eric and Alex are rare jewels in a sea of liars and thieves. I absolutely adored them.

Of course, being on tour means indulging in many of the common trappings of “life on the road.” Anyone who knows me well enough knows I’m fairly conservative when it comes to partying. BUT…since I was on tour in another country for the very first time, I intentionally decided to let loose as much as possible.

And boy, did I ever.

It’s been many years since I’ve been full-on blotto drunk, but I made up for that with flying colors at the EF afterparty on August 30. I’d love to tell you about the great places we ended up at after the Petit Campus show, but I guess the photos will have to tell that story since I can’t remember a bloody thing. Well, actually, I do remember this: When I wasn't chugging down pints of something, Alex was nice enough to send shots of something else my way.

And according to her, I was green when I first staggered down the stairs on Sunday morning. Good one!

I sobered up in time to join Eric, Alex and the rest of EF for a daylong sightseeing/shopping excursion around Montreal. We visited some fantastic record stores and eateries, while I also found time to check out some of the fantastic fetish and Goth joints in the area. It was an absolutely exquisite afternoon that set the tone for our final throwdown at the Katacombes.

The set changed every night. “Rocket In My Veins” was performed at Bar Le Trash and then disappeared. The Petit Campus show featured the tour’s only performance of “Listen Up, Baby!” and the debut of both “Friction” and a cover of Black Sabbath’s “Never Say Die.” We added “Teenage Shutdown” to the final set at The Katacombes, which also included the only performance of “Devil Dust” and ended with an on-the-spot cover of Aerosmith’s “Draw The Line.” All shows began with a triple shot of “Electrify Me,” “Blackout” and “Speed Girl.” The tour also featured the live debut of “Super Kool” from the brand-new Electric Frankenstein compilation LP/CD, Dead And Back. Right before leaving the USA, we decided to add a cover of Reagan Youth’s “Degenerated,” which went over extremely well at all three shows.

Frankly, it’s a total blur at this point to remember everything else we played, but I do recall playing these songs at various points along the way: “Neurotic Pleasures,” “Get Off My Back,' “Action High,” 'Demolition Joyride,' “It’s All Moving Faster,” “Don’t Know How To Stop You” and “The Time Is Now."

The Grenades from Canada opened the first two nights and fucking wailed. The Petit Campus show also featured an opening band of young guns called The Headshrinkers, whose brand of Johnny Thunders-style Rock/Punk was quite impressive. The Katacombes show featured a band of nice guys from Buffalo called The Snot Rockets and a band called The Evil Boys From Hell, featuring Montreal punk legend DJ Wax on guitar.

One of the best moments of the tour came when I checked out a toy/video store down the street from Bar Le Trash and bought a special Canadian-edition Star Wars Vs. Transformers playset for Shannon's son, who turned 7 on September 3. It felt so great to know that no other boy in the states will get such a cool present for his birthday.

It’s such a short life, and one must always savor moments like that.

There is soooo much more to write about, but I simply can’t process it all at this point.

Goddamn, I wanna go back!

I’m so glad I waited all of these years to tour the right way, with the right band and under the rightcircumstances. The experience was one I will never forget.

Three cheers and a mountain of respect to Sal for keeping the EF fires burning for 18 years now. These guys are the absolute best at what they do, and a fuck of a lot of fun to be around.

I’d tour with them again in a heartbeat.
 

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Monday, March 5, 2007

Raiding the Playboy Mansion & Other Stories: A (Not-So) Brief History of THE SIXTH CHAMBER

Please allow me some self-indulgence here.

Since the weather here in NJ has been absolute shit lately, I find myself becoming increasingly nostalgic for my old stomping grounds in Los Angeles. So, I figured I'd wax nostalgic for a bit and write about the greatest musical experience I've ever had – The Sixth Chamber.

Raw Meat, Necrophilia and Bobby Steele

Back when I was college in 1998, I kept seeing copies of a zine called Raw Sewage around campus. As the name implies, Raw Sewage wasn't exactly a P.C. publication – actually, the editorial typically ranged from interviews with the likes of Mentors frontman El Duce to stories on serial killers to comic strips devoted to necrophilia. The text was equally nauseating and awe-inspiring, and I knew that whatever sick fuck was behind it was somebody I had to get to know immediately.

Eventually, I figured out that the publisher of Raw Sewage had to be that skunk-haired punk that sat next to me in Journalism class. One day, I ended up chatting with said gentleman, and it came as little surprise that we shared many of the same interests in book, music, film, etc. Before long, it was obvious that this budding literary sociopath, Rahne Pistor, was a total smart-ass – someone who loved to screw with the status quo as much as possible. At the time, he fronted a band (name withheld to protect the guilty) that had been banned from virtually every venue in the state (which, if I recall, had a lot to do with public nudity and raw meat.) He was also one of the most interesting and intelligent guys I ever met, someone who could quote William Blake and Jim Goad in the same breath.

Simply put, the guy was a walking "fuck you" – overly intelligent with a knack for challenging people's belief systems and generally being a contrary little prick – but always with his tongue firmly in his cheek. Having gained so much insight into Rahne's personality, I knew there was one thing I simply had to do.

I gave him Bobby Steele's phone number.

Rahne soon joined The Undead on bass, and this particular lineup worked together for the next year. Putting Rahne and Steele together was always interesting, and it came as little shock that this lineup caused a fair amount of fun (read: trouble). One time, Bobby and Rahne almost caused a riot when Bobby – suffering from a particularly nasty chest infection and fed up with people refusing to put out their cigarettes after repeated requests – stopped a show we were playing at a typically yuppie-ass NJ shithole and went on a tirade about how "punk rockers" are so anti-establishment, yet so willing to shell out their hard-earned money to major tobacco companies. Naturally, Rahne egged him on, telling the crowd, "Yeah, it's called Sin Tax!" ("Oh, great," I thought to myself, "Heckle and Jeckle are gonna get us all killed.") People booed, threw ice and gave us plenty of "Fuck You"s, but we nonetheless finished the show. To this day, I'm still not sure what kind of fall-out occurred immediately following the show, since I was already outside having a smoke…

Our Friend, the Urinal

When that particular lineup of the Undead had run its course, Rahne began discussing plans to relocate to Los Angeles. He told me of his ideas for a new project, named The Sixth Chamber (a Blake reference), and how it would be like nothing he – or anyone else, for that matter – had done before. By the fall of 2001, Rahne was in the land of sunshine, and I couldn't wait to hear what the guy came up with next.

A few months later, Rahne called and filled me in on what was up with the band. While out and about, he had crossed paths with Kjehl Johansen, a founding member of the seminal '70s minimalist punk trio, The Urinals, who eventually morphed into 100 Flowers (best known for their contribution to the classic 1982 compilation, Hell Comes To Your House.) It turned out that Kjehl (who had also served time as leader of the SST Records act, Trotsky Icepick) had really hit it off with Rahne, and the two had started banging some musical ideas around under the Sixth Chamber banner. I was thrilled for Rahne, since The Urinals had always been one of his biggest musical influences, and I told him that I had to use my upcoming vacation time to fly to LA and check things out for myself. Hearing the news, Rahne wasted no time in booking two shows for The Sixth Chamber and drafting me in to play drums. This was all fine and good, except 1. I hadn't played drums in a long time and 2. I would only be in LA for a week, and I hadn't even heard a single note that Rahne had written!

Of course, those slight dilemmas didn't faze Pistor in the least, and he mailed me a CD of some drum ideas he was throwing around. (In addition to being a great guitar and bass player, Pistor's a pretty fine drummer.) When I hit "play," I was immediately beside myself. What a fucking mess! Imagine Atari Teenage Riot's drum machine madness mixed with PiL's early tribal beats and you're still nowhere near understanding the complete and total cacophony that greeted my ears. "Typical Rahne," I thought to myself as I began piecing together this rhythmic nightmare. Somehow, I managed to turn the racket on the CD into something a human being could play, and off to LA I went.

I think I was off the plane all of 10 minutes when Rahne handed me a CD of more drum tracks to learn. After all, the first-ever Sixth Chamber show – a live on-air performance on KXLU, of all things – was a mere four days away. With only two rehearsals, The Sixth Chamber (augmented by yet another NJ escapee, second guitarist Carlo Dean) played our debut live show on KXLU. The show went really well until Pistor somehow busted a bass string, which led to Kjehl, Carlo and me improvising a 15-minute version of The Urinals' "Hologram," which was only about 50 seconds long when The Urinals first recorded it in the late '70s.

Yes, The Sixth Chamber was a clusterfuck from the "go," but it was an absolutely beautiful one.

Two days later, The Sixth Chamber performed its first proper live show. For some inexplicable reason, we had been booked to play a SPORTS BAR IN INGLEWOOD. Even more inexplicable was the fact that the other bands on the bill were Saccharine Trust and The Chuck Dukowski Sextet. Saccharine Trust was one of the original SST Records bands, and Chuck Dukowski (of course) was the original bassist in (and conceptual mastermind behind) the legendary Black Flag. Now, maybe you can imagine what it was like for me, someone who grew up in suburban NJ listening to as many SST albums as possible, to be sharing a bill with these guys in LA during my vacation. What a trip!

Thankfully, The Sixth Chamber's set went very well, and it was a great pleasure to be in the same band with Kjehl – if only for a week. Chuck Dukowski was an incredibly friendly, down to-earth guy, and his band was as great as you'd expect. Saccharine Trust was…indescribable. The 40 or so minutes those cats were onstage will stay with me forever. The Sac Trust fellows were also incredibly cool to us, and I hopped on the plane the next day still shuttering from such a memorable experience.

And it really sucked to know I was going back to NJ. By the time the plane landed in Newark, my mind was made up – I was moving to LA as soon as possible, and I finally moved to the Land of Insecurity (Oops…I mean Opportunity) on June 2, 2003.

Blood, Sweat and $1 Tacos

In the ten months between the Inglewood show and my official move to LA, Rahne had reshuffled the Sixth Chamber lineup. Because Kjehl and Carlo were never meant to be full-on members, Rahne was on the lookout for good players up for a little experimentation. Along the way, he struck up a friendship with a brilliant 19-year-old singer/guitarist named Sevan Kand. Sevan had grown up in a musical family, as both of his parents had served serious time in the legendary band, Christian Death. By 19, he had grown tired of the trappings of the then-floundering LA "Goth" scene and was looking for something new. He proved to be a great match for Rahne, and the two of them (along with occasional help from Carlo and Kjehl) quickly recorded a full-length album, with Rahne either programming the drum tracks or recording them live. By the time I made the 3000-mile trek to LA, the album – Molded Truths – was already starting to appear in area record stores, and Sevan and Rahne were hot to play live shows to promote the release.

Before I could say, "But I just moved here!" I was rehearsing with Rahne and Sevan for hours (and hours) at a time. You see, Rahne already booked a slew of shows long before I even packed the car to leave NJ. So within two minutes of meeting Sevan for the first time, there I was learning songs for a show that was only two weeks away. At the same time, Rahne was in a rush to start work on another album, and already had time booked with the local production team of Louis Castle and James Bairian (both members of the great band Dirty Little Secret and the team behind Giant Drag's recent, Rolling Stone-applauded album.)

Fortunately, we learned the Molded Truths tracks in time to play the already-booked shows – which included another fantastic Sixth Chamber/Chuck Dukowski Sextext/Sac Trust triple-header, this time at the Knitting Factory in Hollywood. (For the record, the Knitting Factory boasts the nicest stage crew in all of LA. Three cheers for Bruce Duff!) Before we knew it, the LA Weekly had dubbed us "netherworld visionaries" (I love that!), and we were soon playing more LA shows than any just-got-here-from-Joisey transplants should ever be entitled to play. (I'll never forget playing the Sunset Junction music festival alongside The Circle Jerks and Guided By Voices – if for no other reason than because parking was insane, and I had to lug my snare drum and hardware under my arms for a mile in the scorching heat before hitting the performance area.)

But those times were also pretty tough for me. I went to LA without a job, and really had to live hand-to-mouth for quite a few months. (Work in publishing and want to live in LA? Here's a tip – Stay the fuck away!) I mainly survived by selling off cherished possessions, and usually only had $2 or $3 a day for food. We were rehearsing in Rahne's ridiculously cramped Silverlake apartment at the time, but the Mexican roach coach at the bottom of the hill sold incredible soft tacos for $1. I basically lived on those fucking things for a whole summer. As far as Rahne's apartment, well…let's just say he was sharing it with a female roommate who (although quite attractive) had quite possibly the worst hygiene habits of any person alive. I can still remember always having to maneuver the drums around the six-foot pile of dirty panties and other feminine trinkets that sat right smack in the middle of the "living room."

Possibly because of all the stress I was under (coupled with the sheer force of the music we were creating at the time), my drumming during this period was particularly violent. Every show I performed with The Sixth Chamber left me dizzy and completely drenched in sweat, plus my hands were often blistered and bloody from hitting the drums so hard. Playing in the band served as intense therapy for me at the time, and the other guys kinda liked having a complete loose cannon maniac behind the kit.

As far as our music goes, well…it was a complete nightmare! As he had done with the Kjehl/Carlo incarnation, Rahne encouraged Sevan and me to add whatever we wanted to each song. Rahne was (and still is) a major Pink Floyd/Syd Barrett fan, and that certainly inspired his musical aesthetics at the time. I was going through a very heavy SWANS/PiL/Pussy Galore/Killing Joke phase (what else is new?), so I incorporated many of these influences into my playing for the first time, since most of my previous bands had a particular structure that didn't allow for that to happen. Rahne had his whole Syd Barrett thing going on, and Sevan's voice was sounding more and more like Jeff Buckley all the time. As I had already learned the previous summer, The Sixth Chamber was all about innovation, and none of us were afraid to try things out for the sake of trying them.

So imagine Jeff Buckley singing Syd Barrett' lyrics over Filth-era SWANS, and you'd still have no fucking clue what our mess sounded like.

Not surprisingly (and despite some very nice nods from the local press), the vast majority of people we played to didn't get it. I remember we did a swell job of clearing out a particularly hip LA hotspot on Halloween '03, but that was actually great since I couldn't be bothered playing for people who honestly thought a band as dull as The Strokes were the new saviors of rock and/or roll. Considering our complete disinterest in growing our hair, buying trucker hats and playing for Trust-fund hipsters (who the fuck else could afford one of those stupid hats anyway?), it made sense that our biggest supporters would not come from the more "precious" elements of the city's music scene, but from the Venice Beach art community. Before long, we became regular guests at the Sponto Gallery, a longtime artists' hangout in Venice that regularly drew the likes of cult filmmaker Curtis Harrington and experimental photographer Leland Auslender. Shows at Sponto were always a fantastic experience, as the crowd (comprised of everyone from 12-year-old skate punks to 90-year-old beat poets) applauded our work as a form of art. Finally, we had found a home.

Gimme Gimme This, Gimme Gimme That

Of course, being a working band in LA meant that we were sure to have some memorable run-ins with certain "known persons." One night, we shared a bill with a Stooges cover-band called The Raw Power Rangers, whose drummer happened to be ex-Germ Don Bolles. I had briefly met Don months earlier at a Rebekah del Rio show, so I looked forward to touching base with him again at our show. Well, I suppose our live show left an impression on him, since he promptly walked up to me and said, "It sounded good…like the washing machine was broken" or something like that. He then said he was "a pretty hot producer" and wanted to work with us. When I asked him what he had produced, he said, "Well, Throbbing Gristle and a bunch of other stuff." I'm guessing he meant Mission of Dead Souls, a TG live album he was the soundman for back in 1981. Although I'm still not quite sure how one even produces a TG album, I found Don to be totally fun and charming in a completely-out-of-his-fucking-mind sort of way. I'm not quite sure whatever happened to the whole "produced by Don Bolles" idea, but he was kind enough to offer us his, um, "house" to rehearse in. (I use the quotes because Don's living quarters were basically a small house straight out of the Blair Witch Project. Its amenities included a door with no hinges, a few tons of trash, a couch…and about a million dollars' worth of rare vinyl.) If I recall, we paid Don back in pizza. Although the Bolles/Sixth Chamber union petered out after a short time, he was a cool guy (if a bit wacky) and it was really great of him to take such an interest in the band.

Another great run-in occurred when Rahne, through his work at a hip Venice arts newspaper, made friends with uber-producer Geza X, the man behind early recordings by Black Flag, The Germs, The Bags, etc. As we continued work on our album (which was to be called Crippled Souls), Geza came on board as a "mixing consultant," showing Rahne the ropes on how a professional mix job was done. To illustrate his techniques, Geza mixed our song, "Possessed," from start to finish. From Day One, "Possessed" had always been my favorite Sixth Chamber song. A sinister, creeping number that always reminded me a lot of PiL's "Another," it was the first song I ever recorded in Los Angeles. Thanks to Geza's magic, it also became the most powerful drum track to ever have my name on it. For once, someone KNEW the kind of drum sound I've always strived for! After Mr. X was done with them, the drums might as well have been recorded at the Townhouse! Hearing that finished track for the first time still ranks among my proudest moments as a drummer. Geza is my hero!

Go Your Own Way

I've always believed that, in order to be a successful artist of any kind, a person needed to have a healthy ego and whole lot of passion. Of course, all three of us in The Sixth Chamber had an overabundance of both. By the time early 2004 rolled around, it was obvious that a band comprised of three alpha males wouldn't last forever. Regular "band planning meetings" had become shouting matches, and the ideas weren't coming as easily as before. We were also being haunted by three words that any new band loves to hear, but should ultimately avoid at all costs: Major Label Interest. While all this was going on, I had settled into a fairly decent job running a newspaper, so I wasn't about to risk starvation again by giving 100% of my time to the project. Understandably, my reluctance to "go the distance" caused some stress for Rahne and Sevan, who were grappling with a fair amount of their own inter-personal issues at the time. With the album still incomplete, I reluctantly gave Rahne and Sevan my notice. They were saddened by the news, but remained committed to finishing the album before my departure. Over the next couple of months, I went back and finished my drum tracks. Then, I was hit by huge surprise – Sevan had also quit. Within a year, we had gone from three people creating music that was fresh and exciting to a one-man show (Rahne) left alone to finish a once-promising album. Although I remained friendly with both of them (especially since I no longer had to deal with them as a band member!), I was sad to see the band die. Rahne, always the most determined cat of our bunch, drafted a local guitarist named Palo Mayoba and finally finished the album in July, 2004. Of course, since there was no band left to support the damn thing, any plans to release the album were promptly abandoned.

Hangin' With Hef

By year's end, Rahne had decided to keep The Sixth Chamber going. After drafting Palo and me for two shows (including one show opening for Geza X), Rahne moved to guitar and brought in drummer Hunter Crowley (formerly of another SST band, The Leaving Trains) and an exceptional young bassist named Joshua Soto. With the new players came an almost complete evolution in the band's sound – although still dark and brooding, The Sixth Chamber's music became more streamlined and (dare I say it?) listenable. I grinned like a Cheshire Cat when I first heard the new material, as I knew the band was truly on its way to something great.

With Hunter soon departing to focus on other commitments, Rahne once again found himself looking for a drummer. One day, he calls me up to tell me that his paper had been invited to attend a special press party at the Playboy Mansion for the Hef's annual Jazz Festival. Since Rahne was the editor of his paper, he took the assignment himself. And since he was the editor, he was allowed to bring one other person with him.

Yes, that's right. Rahne and I – two punk geeks from Nowheresville, NJ – somehow ended up at a party at the Playboy Mansion, and New Jersey finally had its revenge on Los Angeles!

As soon as we stepped foot in the place, we immediately began devouring the enormous finger-food spread – which likely cost more than our annual salaries combined. As we were both stuffing our faces with complete abandon, I couldn't stop looking at all the pretty birds (I mean the ones in cages, not the other kind. The Mansion is known for its spacious animal sanctuary, among other things…) At one point, we focused our attention to the local High School Jazz band that had been hired to entertain the gatherers (as if there wasn't enough "entertainment" going around already…) We were both quite impressed by the drummer, a young blonde-haired kid who just looked like he could really rock if given the chance. Rahne being Rahne, he said, "Hey, I'll ask this guy to join the band," and walked over to him. I just stood there shaking my head, once again awed by the guy's sheer audacity. Soon, Michael Ferrera became my official replacement in The Sixth Chamber, and he's been with Rahne and Joshua ever since. This new lineup released the Shards of Glass EP, a reflection of the band's newfound love of (somewhat) conventional songwriting, in late 2005. I was delighted when I got the five-song EP and discovered that it featured two songs from the aborted Crippled Souls album. Around the same time, another Crippled Souls track, "Hollywood Princess Doe," was included on New Dark Age, Volume 3, a fantastic compilation album released by Strobelight Records in Austria. Other artists on the disc included Eva O., Empire Hideous and Faith And The Muse. Finally, some of the music we had slaved over for so long (even if not my beloved "Possessed") was being heard by the world.

More great news followed in early 2006, when Rahne told me that he and Sevan had finally resolved whatever differences they had, and Seven had officially rejoined the band as lead vocalist. I was absolutely blown away and excited to hear this, if a little sad that I had already moved back to New Jersey by then and couldn't hang with my two buddies anymore. After all, these were the guys who gave me a reason to get through the madness of LA in those early days. Two guys who provided me a chance to stretch my drumming to heights I never thought possible. Two guys I respect and cherish more than they'll ever know. We lived through something amazing, and we actually have a recorded document of our experiences together.

And for that, I'm eternally grateful.

So why have I brought all this up, anyway? Well, the Sixth Chamber have just released an amazing new EP, Divine. I recommend that you all check it out.

Check out www.myspace.com/thesixthchamber for more info.

Oh, yeah…and for the record, the Grotto is kinda small.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

My Life with The Misfits

I'll never forget the first time I heard Jerry Only's voice on the other end of the phone. In early 1995, I was a green-haired 17-year-old snot booking punk rock shows at a local American Legion Hall. Although the place held about 300 people, I somehow got it in my mind that I was going to convince the Misfits to reform and play a show for me. After all, rumors had circulated for years that they lived right down the road, so it was at least worth a shot.

At the time, I was friends with a local guitar teacher named Mike Lawler (more on him later). Well, in addition to being one helluva nice guy, Mike often jammed with Jerry and Doyle at their family's machine shop in Vernon, NJ. After telling Mike all about my master plan, he kindly gave me Jerry's home number. Being the arrogant, fearless brat that I was at the time (well, fuck, still am...), I immediately went home and called the number. The phone rings and then...

"HEEEEELLLLOOOO!!" - a very loud voice answers.

"Um, hello...is Jerry there?"

"THAAAAAAAAAT'S ME!"

After regaining my hearing, I somehow managed to explain that I booked shows in the area, and was very interested in having the Misfits reform to do a show for me.

Then, another blast:

"AAAHH…WE'RE ACTUALLY ALREADY GETTING THE MISFITS BACK TOGETHER...THE NEW MISFITS. I DON"T THINK WE'RE LOOKING TO PLAY A LEGION HALL, IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. RIGHT NOW, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER, AND..."

(Cue youthful arrogance) "Well, I'm a drummer."

"OH YEAH? WHAT DO YA KNOW?"

(Youthful arrogance AND bullshit) "Everything!"

"GREAT! COME ON OVER!"

Huh? 

Well, in about two days' time, I somehow managed to cram about 30 Misfits songs into my brain (fuck school). One night, my mom and dad drove me to the machine shop (i.e. the Misfits Lair, i.e. the 1980s Swimsuit Girl Poster Museum) to meet the man for an audition. When I entered the shop, I was a bit taken aback by the guy in the blue sweats, glasses and Giants sweatshirt who greeted me at the door. Anyway, when that guy strapped on his bass and hit that first distorted note, I realized I had in fact found the right place. 

"ALRIGHT...MARTIAN...ONE-TWO-THREE-GO!"

Blast...bang...boom....

"NIKE...YA KNOW NIKE?"

Slam...bash...crash.....

And that's how it went. We played about a dozen songs pretty much without stopping, and I somehow managed to keep up with this freight train of a man. We had just launched into "London Dungeon" when an equally big guy quietly entered the room, strapped on his guitar and joined in. Unlike Jerry, Doyle really didn't say much...just walked over, shook my hand, smiled, said, "Hi, I'm Doyle " and started playing the next song. That was the extent of the first of (I think) three conversations I would have with Doyle over the next four years.

I later found out that Doyle had been in the other room all along, but wanted to hear if the "kid" was any good before he joined in. 

"GREAT...COME BACK SATURDAY."

Huh?

Over the next few months, I went over to Jerry's about three times a week and jammed with him on Misfits tunes. He wanted to practice as much as he could, so I was the timekeeper for these "rehearsals." Since I was a 17-year-old kid facing college, there was never any discussion about me joining the band. Rather, it was a chance for me to build my chops (on ROBO's old kit, no less) and hang with one of the coolest mofos I ever met. 
Fact: Only's a fucking machine. Here was the guy's usual "practice routine:" Play five songs, lift, play five songs, lift, play five songs, make phone calls, play five songs, lift, play five songs, repeat. 

Sometimes, I'd come over when Jerry and Doyle were auditioning singers. Usually, Jerry and Doyle's brother Kenny (the band's then-manager) would come around and listen to the auditions. A quiet, hippy kinda guy would also be around, recording the auditions on an 8-track. The guys called him "Doc." He was the guitar player in a local "joke" band called Sacred Trash, and it was said that he was in line to be the band's new drummer. I was often invited to attend these rehearsals and play drums while the future Dr. Chud recorded the singers' auditions for later review. As you can imagine, most of these guys were pretty horrible. In fact, a good number of them had no intention of ever singing in the band  -- they only wanted to meet Jerry and Doyle. Needless to say, these auditions went nowhere...except on tape, and each person who tried out got a copy of their audition as a "thank you," regardless of how shitty they were. Of course, more than a few of these tapes hit the bootleg market in record time. To this day, I still get emails from people who have the "Misfits" records I'm on!

One day, a skinny, somewhat scruffy 19-year-old named Mike walked in for an audition. Right off the bat, there was something different about him. He could actually sing, and already had his own stage moves and attitude. Those guys dug him right away. I remember Kenny's eyes lighting up when he later listened to Mike's audition tape on headphones. When I saw Mike again a few months later, he had grown a few muscles, looked rather ghoulish and went by the name Michale Graves. 

Some other cool people would hang around the machine shop in those days. There was Sal Canzonieri and his brother, Dan, who were making waves around town with their band, Electric Frankenstein. There was also the great Sal Bee from Sardonica, who sang lead vocals the night Eerie Von came over to hang out and watch us jam. A few of the Deadguy guys were around as well, long before they became a Victory Records band. The list goes on, and Jerry was always nice enough to introduce me to everyone who came through the door. I remember him telling me how important it was to make and build contacts in the business. His words have served me well. 

Then one day, he hit me with it: "HEY JOEL, WANNA PUT ON A SHOW FOR US AT ACTION PARK?"

Huh?

Action Park, better known as "Traction Park," was a rather rundown water park in Vernon, NJ. The place had very little going for it in 1996, except for a very nice outdoor concert tent that held about 4,000 people. Jerry's plan was to cut me a nice fat check to cover all the immediate production expenses, then leave me alone to put the entire show together while the 'Fits went off for their Resurrection Tour. This would be the final show of the tour, and a way for the Misfits to, as Jerry put it, "Play for my kids' friends." He wanted to keep the ticket price down, and wanted the opening bands (mostly of my choosing) to sell advance tickets, keeping $3 a ticket for themselves as payment. Ed Repka of Megadeth fame would design the poster, and a bunch of Chud's old Lodi buddies would act as security. 

Worked for me. 

So they split, leaving me with endless phone calls, egomaniacal opening bands (who were promptly replaced), a mountain of promo posters to ship and a few thousand strings to pull. There was also the slight matter of the original soundguy walking off the show when Graves beat him up in D.C., but that's another story...

It wasn't easy, but we somehow pulled it off. People traveled all the way from Canada to see the gig, we somehow recovered a massive overhead, everyone had a good time and nobody got hurt bad enough in the pit to sue me. 

And let's not forget the opening bands, especially Blanks '77, who held their own against the imposing backdrop of spiked drums and Crimson Ghost-painted amplifiers. 

Some other memories:

  • Riding with Doyle and Jerry to NYC to have lunch with the great Basil Gogos, and Jerry giving me one of HIS original Famous Monsters of Filmland magazines so Basil could autograph it for me. "Can't go empty-handed," he said. Basil not only signed it, but he also let me HOLD THE ORIGINAL FRANKENSTEIN PAINTING. Heavy shit...
  • Being in the room when Basil unveiled the "Santa Gogos" t-shirt painting for the first time.
  • Asking Doyle if he and Jerry would ever consider bringing back one of their original drummers, and having him reply, "You're better than all of them combined."
  • Getting blasted on Peter Steele's whiskey backstage at a Type O Negative show on October 30, 1995 -- the first time Jerry and Doyle had appeared onstage in Misfits gear in over a decade.
  • Being the first non-member to ever hear the Mars Attacks demo.
  • Coming across a pair of Sid Vicious' shoes in a box in Doyle's attic.


As the years (and my life) moved on, I started seeing less of the Misfits. They went on to much bigger things than rehearsing with a green-haired kid in their dad's machine shop. Regrettably, I haven't seen a Misfits show in about four years, and I have yet to purchase the Osaka Popstar record. 

But not a day goes by when I don't think of those guys, especially Jerry. Why? Because he introduced me to Sal and Dan, who turned me on to the music of Rik L Rik...the subject of my first full-length book. Why? Because meeting Eerie Von made me want to see his blues band play at a local club, which is where I first met Bobby Steele. Why? Because playing in the Undead led to me playing in Electric Frankenstein 2000, which led to me playing in Pigface, which led to me...

It's funny, but virtually all of my activities in the music business over the past 11 years can be traced all the way back to that first call I made to Jerry.

Which means it's all Mike Lawler's fault!!!

Thank you, Jerry, for taking a kid under your wing for an experience he will never forget. 

As you would say, "Love ya big!"

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Joel Gausten Bio


Joel Gausten is a New England-based writer and musician.


Gausten has interviewed several notable musicians over the years, including Bill Ward of Black Sabbath, Gene Simmons and Eric Singer of KISS, Bruce Kulick of KISS/Grand Funk Railroad, Henry Rollins, Al Jourgensen of Ministry, Mike Ness of Social Distortion, James Williamson of The Stooges, Dave Lombardo of Slayer/PHILM, Carmine Appice, Rick Dufay of Aerosmith, Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull, Steven Adler of Guns N' Roses, Daniel Ash and Kevin Haskins of Bauhaus/Love And Rockets, GWAR, Billy Sherwood of Yes/Asia, Michael Sweet of Stryper, Suzi Quatro, Lol Tolhurst and Reeves Gabrels of The Cure, Lita Ford, Joe Lynn Turner of Rainbow/Deep Purple, David Thomas of Pere Ubu, Josh Todd of Buckcherry, Buzz Osborne of The Melvins, Andy Rourke of The Smiths, Bernie Worrell, Dot Wiggin of The Shaggs, Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue, Jarboe of Swans, Nicholas Bullen of Scorn/Napalm Death, Midge Ure of Ultravox/Thin Lizzy, Billy Ray Cyrus, Steve Zing of Danzig/Samhain, Vinnie Moore of UFO, Dave Brock and Nik Turner of Hawkwind, Jimmy Destri of Blondie, Mark Slaughter of Slaughter/Vinnie Vincent Invasion, David Yow and Mac McNeilly of The Jesus Lizard, Valor Kand and Gitane DeMone of Christian Death, Johnny Temple of Girls Against Boys/Soulside, Roger Miret and Mike Gallo of Agnostic Front, Bill Laswell, Marky Ramone, Jaz Coleman and Youth of Killing Joke, Xzibit, Geddy Lee of Rush, Hugo Burnham and Andy Gill of Gang of Four, Richard Lloyd of Television, Yngwie Malmsteen, J Mascis, Hunt and Tony Sales of Tin Machine, Bob Daisley of Rainbow/Blizzard of Ozz, Adrienne Bailon of 3LW/The Cheetah Girls, Penny Rimbaud and Steve Ignorant of Crass, Tom Warrior of Hellhammer/Celtic Frost, Chris Carter and Cosey Fanni Tutti of Throbbing Gristle, Genesis Breyer P-Orridge of Psychic TV/Throbbing Gristle, Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy, Johnette Napolitano of Concrete Blonde, and hundreds more. 

Gausten's non-music interviewees include Congressman Barney Frank, Art Monk of the Washington Redskins, Playboy Playmate Pamela Horton, actress Candy Clark, TV star Chip Foose, and model/actress Shannon Tweed. 

Additionally, Gausten has worked as a White House-credentialed reporter, covering President Barack Obama for regional media in New England.

Gausten's books include Tales of Horror: The History of THE MISFITS & THE UNDEAD, Prong: The Early Years, The SABBATH Interviews, and From Satan to Sabbath: The Metal Interviews 2000-2009. He was also a contributor to/editor for Martin Atkins’ best-selling 2007 book, Tour:Smart (alongside such notables as Henry Rollins and Steve Albini) and its 2018 follow-up, Band:Smart

In 2014, Gausten's 2010 book From Satan to Sabbath: The Metal Interviews 2000-2009 was officially added to the library at the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame & Museum in Cleveland, OH. 

From 2010 to 2012, he hosted an online radio show, Glory Is Noise, which included a mix of music and interviews with underground and mainstream recording artists.  

A drummer since age 9, Gausten has played in a variety of bands, including Electric Frankenstein, The Undead (fronted by former Misfits guitarist Bobby Steele), The Sixth Chamber, Broken Heroes, and The Graveyard School. His personal discography features nearly 50 releases as of January 2021. 

In 1995, he rehearsed with The Misfits as a fill-in drummer and later appeared on a number of Misfits bootlegs recorded during these rehearsal sessions.

In 2001, he performed as a member of Pigface alongside (among others) Martin Atkins (Killing Joke), Chris Connelly (Revolting Cocks), Charles Levi (My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult), Chris Haskett (Rollins Band), and Meg Lee Chin. 

In 2011, Gausten released a solo EP, Snake Bite Blues, which featured contributions from Pete Jones (Public Image Limited), Sonny Bellavance (The Devil’s Guitar), and Keith LeBlanc (Tackhead).

In November 2016, he returned to Pigface for two shows in Chicago (at Reggies and the House of Blues, respectively) in celebration of the group's 25th anniversary. In addition to Gausten, Pigface's extensive lineup for these performances included (among others) Martin Atkins, Charles Levi, Martin King (Test Dept), Fallon Bowman (Kittie), Greta Brinkman (Moby/L7/Debbie Harry/Jayne County), Gaelynn Lea, Groovie Mann and Kitty Killdare (My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult), Jim Marcus (Die Warzau/Go Fight), and En Esch (KMFDM). 

In July 2018, he performed in London as a guest drummer for The Ladyboys, a band featuring fellow Pigface members Martin King, Meg Lee Chin, and Roger Ebner and veteran bassist Roberto Soave (The Cure/The Associates/Shelleyan Orphan).  

In November 2019, he again returned to Pigface for a performance in NYC to coincide with his 18th anniversary with the group. The evening's lineup also included Martin Atkins, Greta Brinkman, Charles Levi, En Esch, Randy Blythe (Lamb of God), Andrew Weiss (Rollins Band/Butthole Surfers), Mary Byker (Pop Will Eat Itself/Gaye Bykers on Aid), BobDog Catlin (Evil Mothers), Bradley Bills (Chant), Curse Mackey (Evil Mothers), Joe Letz (Combichrist), Orville Kline (Porn and Chicken), and Lesley Rankine (Ruby/Silverfish). A song from this show is featured on Pigface's Live 2019 double album released by Invisible Records in December 2020. 

In October 2023, Gausten launched a video version of his Glory Is Noise podcast on YouTube. Notable guests include Chris Spedding, Stan Lynch (Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers), Mike Peters (The Alarm), Phil X (Bon Jovi), and Dez Cadena (Black Flag). 



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